Anyone who knows me knows it doesn’t take much to encourage me to shop. So when my friend linked up a cute little owl necklace on Facebook that was only $.80 on Amazon I was suddenly sucked down a rabbit hole of cheap jewelry shopping.
Purchase number one? This comically large seahorse necklace. A mere $1.29. How could you not?
And to stick with my “Under The Sea” theme…a Steampunk octopus? It was only $.65. I had to.
And hello, kitty. You’re just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. And at $.90 you’re coming home with me. Well, you’re coming home as soon as they ship you from China and you clear customs. (Assuming you’re not held about the border for tripping off some lead detector. Is there such a thing at the border? I hope not. I want my lead-filled jewelry.)
Did you do the math? My total jewelry haul was $2.84. And shipping was free. But click my links only if you dare. You’re sure to be sucked into a cheap jewelry shopping wormhole. Don’t say you weren’t warned…
(And in case you were wondering, those totally are not Amazon affiliate links. I live in North Carolina and Amazon and NC don’t play well with each other when it comes to their affiliate program. So I’m not making any money off of your shopping trip. Got that, FTC?)