I have a little Christmas tree at work. I started to take it out today. (Confession: I also tried to take it out last week.) I was told (both times) it had to go away until after Thanksgiving. I said I wanted it out now. I was asked if I had my Christmas tree out yet at home. I said no, not yet. I was told that I could put my tree out after I put out my tree at home. It’s like they don’t even know me.