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Oh, Santa…You’re So Inappropriate!

The other day I was watching Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town while wrapping gifts. I’ve seen it a million times, but this was the first time I really caught on to what a creepy little criminal Santa Claus is!

He’s a peeping tom.
He encouraged children-whom he had just met and who’s parents were not present-to sit in his lap and offer kisses in return for toys.
When informed he was breaking the law, he ran from authorities to avoid capture.
He repeatedly broke into multiple homes while occupants were sleeping, using any means necessary.
Eventually arrested along with friends and family, a jail break was organized.
After his escape from prison he changed his name and appearance to assist in his new life on the lam.

Is this really the person you want inside your home while you’re sleeping?

As The Bunny Hops®