The other day I was watching Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town while wrapping gifts. I’ve seen it a million times, but this was the first time I really caught on to what a creepy little criminal Santa Claus is!
He’s a peeping tom. |
He encouraged children-whom he had just met and who’s parents were not present-to sit in his lap and offer kisses in return for toys. |
When informed he was breaking the law, he ran from authorities to avoid capture. |
He repeatedly broke into multiple homes while occupants were sleeping, using any means necessary. |
Eventually arrested along with friends and family, a jail break was organized. |
After his escape from prison he changed his name and appearance to assist in his new life on the lam. |
Is this really the person you want inside your home while you’re sleeping?